
I dunno why I got that stupid grin on my face, cos I've just wasted another precious day off at
F@%*$^G IKEA!!!!!!!!!!!!(And that Blue Bag is empty) But Drew said he would only take ONE quick pic cos I wanted to have my roof down and it started to rain
I spent another Sunday going to IKEA, to collect a leg for my new Ikea breakfast bar (which cost me over $600 with four stools) I was assured they had 71 in stock. When I eventually found my way out of the torturous Maze, which is their showroom and then through the queens buying fabric in the "Market Place" I reached the vast warehouse to Row 68 aisle 16 to see .............AN EMPTY SPACE!!!!!!!!!!.....AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
After a 15minute wait at Customer Service I was ready to vent my anger out on some poor p/t kid when 'Marvin' appears , Caramel skin, freckles, honey coloured eyes........ I thought I'd just woken up in some trashy E. Shit Harris "novel" where everone looks like this(except the women)..... I forgot all about being angry and asked him very sweetly if he could possibly, if it wasn't too much trouble....check when the said item might be back in stock.
My Buddy, Drew, asked WTF I want to shop there,........ Do I really want my appartment looking like every other queens' in UK, EUROPE, US, THE WORLD??? So now he's really got me thinkin..................What can I do on my "limited"(well sort off) budget?
Should I have Bonfire and start all over?????????????
Oh well Nadal is just playing Fish at Wimbledon (Where did he get THAT ASS???????????.....me likeeeeeeeeeee)