Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Tuesday Dilemma: Which sneakers go best?????

These "soft leather cost a fortune, but will probably never wear thems"???
Campus STs?
The Converse?
The Dragons?
Or my trusty Vivienne Westwood pumps???

IKEA; "Ya don't have ta be "hi yella" to work here but it pacifies the disgruntled Queens

I dunno why I got that stupid grin on my face, cos I've just wasted another precious day off at
F@%*$^G IKEA!!!!!!!!!!!!(And that Blue Bag is empty) But Drew said he would only take ONE quick pic cos I wanted to have my roof down and it started to rain
I spent another Sunday going to IKEA, to collect a leg for my new Ikea breakfast bar (which cost me over $600 with four stools) I was assured they had 71 in stock. When I eventually found my way out of the torturous Maze, which is their showroom and then through the queens buying fabric in the "Market Place" I reached the vast warehouse to Row 68 aisle 16 to see .............AN EMPTY SPACE!!!!!!!!!!.....AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
After a 15minute wait at Customer Service I was ready to vent my anger out on some poor p/t kid when 'Marvin' appears , Caramel skin, freckles, honey coloured eyes........ I thought I'd just woken up in some trashy E. Shit Harris "novel" where everone looks like this(except the women)..... I forgot all about being angry and asked him very sweetly if he could possibly, if it wasn't too much trouble....check when the said item might be back in stock.
My Buddy, Drew, asked WTF I want to shop there,........ Do I really want my appartment looking like every other queens' in UK, EUROPE, US, THE WORLD??? So now he's really got me thinkin..................What can I do on my "limited"(well sort off) budget?
Should I have Bonfire and start all over?????????????
Oh well Nadal is just playing Fish at Wimbledon (Where did he get THAT ASS???????????.....me likeeeeeeeeeee)

Saturday, June 23, 2007

My new shorts are hiding

Yes, here they are mr j!!!!

Shorts for mr jones






I think these Franklin and Marshall shorts would look great with your plaid sneakers. They're from ASOS.com, which is a great site and I suppose it's in the U.S too otherwise Urban Outfitters do them.
I got these lighter colored ones today(above right) Im gonna team them up with this lil' Pinguin gingham shirt(wherever that darn pic turns up......)
Wonder wot YABG (excitable bore) is gittin up to in the Windy City???? LOL Pedro

Sunday, June 17, 2007

TWEETY

One of the holiday pics.....last month
This is my man T (I'm his Wifey) I gotta go to cook his Sunday Roast before he gits back from the Gym

Thursday, June 14, 2007

The Devil's Disciples

Firstly America gave us the ever sweet Shirley Phelps-Roper
Secondly The God Warrior!


Now Get Ready for.................................mr jones................
At first glance this blogger seems innocent enough until he finally reveals his HIDDEN AGENDA...to rid the planet of over 40 males.... When a guy hit the BIG 40.................he changes.......... like morphs into a vile Sexual Predator hitting on poor 30 year olds. mr jones ( lowercase, like ee cummings) rants " Older guys seem to think for some reason they have some sort of control over every sexual situation".
They lure us into their dens, ply us with alcohol and date rape drugs and the do terrible things to us........"I'd rather read a Danielle Steel novel"(now why doesn't that surprise me) He has even started to buy dated shirts and mismatched ties, presumably to infiltrate the "older scene" .
But people don't be too quick to judge him, remember some of us doubted what Shirley and the God Warrior had to say!!!!!!!!!!!!!
above: A vile 42 year old, who once dated someone 4 years younger!!!!

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

FRECKLES

THIS IS MY NEW MAN , "B". THAT NIGHT I GOT HIM TO CUT HIS LOCKS AND BE ON HIS BEST BEHAVIOUR. BUT THEN HE LET ME DOWN BY SPILLIN' HIS FREE MOET ALL OVER HIMSELF

Sunday, June 03, 2007

PARTYPEOPLE!!!!!!!










Here's me dishin out advice to my best blog buddy YABG bout makin sure he takes his buddies to look after him if he gets messy. Guess these poor guys chose the wrong Buddies!!!!!!

Saturday, June 02, 2007

THE STEWARDESS IS FLYING THE PLANE!!!!!

I' VE MET THE FIRST GAY MAN OVER 30 WHO HAS NEVER HEARD OF KAREN BLACK ( and hope he stays that way)