10 things about me

1) I once had an intimate dinner with a Serial Killer (now do you get why I laughed Royce when you said you thought your date from hell might have eaten you)

2) I had ADHD as a kid and put a key in an electric socket and fell out an upstairs window before I was 2yrs old. This may explain a lot!

3) I've had my nose broken 4 times

4) My nickname (and my brothers) was Rubber Lips (at school)

5)I love guys with freckles and red hair (and my brother ONLY dated girls with this coloring)

6) I joined the Mile High Club (involuntarily) last year on a flight from Buenos Aires. When I woke up with my pants undone

7)I have always had identical twins as buddies (ever since junior school) and still have two sets
as good pals

8) My best buddy in the WORLD is DREW. We've known each other since we were 12 and had a thing at 19 for a couple of years. It sounds strange but we can communicate without talking.....Weird!!!!!!!

9)I have my dead dogs name and the initials of my ex partner tattooed on my stomach

10) I fall in love too easily and usually with someone who doesn't feel the same way

WRONG PICS IN PREVIOUS BLOG

Sorry about my lack of cut and paste skills (hell its late!) In the piece below Kate W's pic appears twice? Anyhow S.G. is at the bottom of page.

The Beautiful and The Dammed

As I said I've been a Make-Up Artist for over 2o years and have been privileged to work with some great( and some not so great people)


A)Kate Winslet. Really sweet, very natural, no entourage and asked me about me!

B) Mary Elizabeth
Mastrantonio,
Beautiful Skin, Totally Down to Earth, again No Entourage, Very Interesting, said I was handsome, Just a pleasure to work with

C) Sophie Ellis Bexter (Pop Princess) Cheek Bones
that would cut butter. Had heard she was aloof and
difficult.... HOW WRONG. She is not only beautiful,
but intelligent, hilarious and a total sweetheart









D) Sienna Guillroy (Yeah Who?) apparently she's in
some sci-fi flick Eragon and Helen of Troy.....but wasn't
she supposed to be beautiful? But Miss G. is a BIG star in
her mind. Living proof Beauty is only skin deep

IF YOU BUY THIS BOOK..........

If your life is a bit 'crazy' this book should help. It even has a chapter on "de-junking your Family. I found the chapter on Friends useful, and ditched about ten 'lame ducks'. Sadly one of them was the thoughtful pal who recommended it.

Let's hope the water was cold!

I was going to write my 10 things list..........but I wanna sleep so Here's Shemar instead!

Tuesday Dilemma: Which sneakers go best?????

These "soft leather cost a fortune, but will probably never wear thems"???
Campus STs?
The Converse?
The Dragons?
Or my trusty Vivienne Westwood pumps???

IKEA; "Ya don't have ta be "hi yella" to work here but it pacifies the disgruntled Queens

I dunno why I got that stupid grin on my face, cos I've just wasted another precious day off at
F@%*$^G IKEA!!!!!!!!!!!!(And that Blue Bag is empty) But Drew said he would only take ONE quick pic cos I wanted to have my roof down and it started to rain
I spent another Sunday going to IKEA, to collect a leg for my new Ikea breakfast bar (which cost me over $600 with four stools) I was assured they had 71 in stock. When I eventually found my way out of the torturous Maze, which is their showroom and then through the queens buying fabric in the "Market Place" I reached the vast warehouse to Row 68 aisle 16 to see .............AN EMPTY SPACE!!!!!!!!!!.....AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
After a 15minute wait at Customer Service I was ready to vent my anger out on some poor p/t kid when 'Marvin' appears , Caramel skin, freckles, honey coloured eyes........ I thought I'd just woken up in some trashy E. Shit Harris "novel" where everone looks like this(except the women)..... I forgot all about being angry and asked him very sweetly if he could possibly, if it wasn't too much trouble....check when the said item might be back in stock.
My Buddy, Drew, asked WTF I want to shop there,........ Do I really want my appartment looking like every other queens' in UK, EUROPE, US, THE WORLD??? So now he's really got me thinkin..................What can I do on my "limited"(well sort off) budget?
Should I have Bonfire and start all over?????????????
Oh well Nadal is just playing Fish at Wimbledon (Where did he get THAT ASS???????????.....me likeeeeeeeeeee)

My new shorts are hiding

Yes, here they are mr j!!!!

Shorts for mr jones

I think these Franklin and Marshall shorts would look great with your plaid sneakers. They're from ASOS.com, which is a great site and I suppose it's in the U.S too otherwise Urban Outfitters do them.
I got these lighter colored ones today(above right) Im gonna team them up with this lil' Pinguin gingham shirt(wherever that darn pic turns up......)
Wonder wot YABG (excitable bore) is gittin up to in the Windy City???? LOL Pedro

TWEETY

One of the holiday pics.....last month
This is my man T (I'm his Wifey) I gotta go to cook his Sunday Roast before he gits back from the Gym

The Devil's Disciples

Firstly America gave us the ever sweet Shirley Phelps-Roper

Secondly The God Warrior!


Now Get Ready for.................................mr jones................
At first glance this blogger seems innocent enough until he finally reveals his HIDDEN AGENDA...to rid the planet of over 40 males.... When a guy hit the BIG 40.................he changes.......... like morphs into a vile Sexual Predator hitting on poor 30 year olds. mr jones ( lowercase, like ee cummings) rants " Older guys seem to think for some reason they have some sort of control over every sexual situation".
They lure us into their dens, ply us with alcohol and date rape drugs and the do terrible things to us........"I'd rather read a Danielle Steel novel"(now why doesn't that surprise me) He has even started to buy dated shirts and mismatched ties, presumably to infiltrate the "older scene" .
But people don't be too quick to judge him, remember some of us doubted what Shirley and the God Warrior had to say!!!!!!!!!!!!!
above: A vile 42 year old, who once dated someone 4 years younger!!!!

FRECKLES

THIS IS MY NEW MAN , "B". THAT NIGHT I GOT HIM TO CUT HIS LOCKS AND BE ON HIS BEST BEHAVIOUR. BUT THEN HE LET ME DOWN BY SPILLIN' HIS FREE MOET ALL OVER HIMSELF

PARTYPEOPLE!!!!!!!

Here's me dishin out advice to my best blog buddy YABG bout makin sure he takes his buddies to look after him if he gets messy. Guess these poor guys chose the wrong Buddies!!!!!!

THE STEWARDESS IS FLYING THE PLANE!!!!!

I' VE MET THE FIRST GAY MAN OVER 30 WHO HAS NEVER HEARD OF KAREN BLACK ( and hope he stays that way)

PHSYCHOMANIA

It's My Birthday (well 2 a.m. so it's just starting) and I turned on my T.V. and one of my favourite 70's movies is on!!!!!!!! (Psychomania). I got a great haircut, the new flat top, as seen in this months L'Uomo Vogue, and it looks really cool, even though I say it myself!!!!!
This is a good start, I'm curled up in my big bed with my nice new pillows and crisp egyptian cotton 600 thread count sheets, with my mac to my right and my Haggen Dass on my left.......
Almost perfect...........
Just ONE thing missing (clue: he's fit, he's fine, he's cute as hell, he got a lil scar a couple of days ago.......)
Who could this possibly be..........

Thank god she's home

Thank the lord my lil sis has cum home, she says she lost Handi (and her Septum), but she says this is a godsend cos she an git more up there now!!! Kids today......

No news yet from lil sis

She's still not back and it's Wed so I went down to Blakes cos Im sic of mindin her dog Cracker and her kids. K-ci was treatin the straglers to an impromptu BABY COME BACK, presumably for Danni and Handi who'd headed down to the liquor store to keep da party goin'. I've checked there too and can only find his chair!!!

I think Dan and I are finished, it's sad cos I saw a future 4 us. But I'm not too worried because I've found THE HOTTEST GUY and he owns over 200 pairs of sneakers (He's designing a new house for us so I hope he's made provision for an air-conditioned Shoe Room!
I'm Gittin worried bout my lil sis' (thats her left, on Sunday nite) It bein' The First of The Month when she gits paid and that. Sameole' same ole', her man K-ci and the Bones bros go clubbin' git high on life and enjoyin the crack! just like all the kids

TQ's nipples

I was just lookin on you tube and suddenly out of the blue remembered TQ's lovely nipples. I did a search and wasn't disappointed, he seems to flash those headlamps in all his vids so I posted comments under my youtube name Abioseh. I seem to recall Young MC had a fab set too, so Im gonna hunt a few pics of him, I hope they're HUGE. I don't imagine Redhead Kingins are big, but he was SOOOOO cute I wish we could get married in a civil ceremony ASAP.
I don't think Dan O'Brien is gonna accept my MySpace friends invitation(his loss!!!)and I haven't even seen his nips. Lord you'd think I was obsessed!
I just watched a totally shit tv movie/series called SINS with Joan Collins as some French fashion editor called Helene. In flashback we see the young Helene(played by a 16yr old actress) living in the country with her aunt. Two years later she arrives in Gay Paree (we see a still of the Eifel tower, so it must be) the 18yr old Helene now played by 70+ Joannie. Joan then marries the (not) much older GENE KELLY (presumably filmed b4 his death?). Then gets pregnant (IVF???)has a bump in her car miscarries and in what proves to be an extremely poignant moment is told she wont be able to concieve again. So we never got to see Helene nursing(my nipple infatuation surfacing again)
I'm going to check my Friends Pending on MySpace now to see if Dan has seen the light yet